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package-inspector · 4 months ago

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#muscle #hairy #great butt #gay butt #bearded hunk #guys with beards #bearded man

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softiedingo · 3 months ago

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no words. just dirty thoughts.

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sparrowlucero · 2 months ago

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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was

#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once #and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read #a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them #the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity #'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out #the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc #but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter #'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago #and you know. we needed to know #so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down #which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)

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hansoeii · 2 years ago

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the steard is making a return!

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tailsdollr · 14 days ago

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#my art #doodles #art #captain underpants #the epic tales of captain underpants #captain underpants the first epic movie #george and harold #george beard #harold hutchins #melvin sneedly #evil george #evil harold #sulu #sorry my 4 followers i forgot to post 😭#some stuff was happening and it wasn't great

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your-local-vampire · 1 year ago

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you know what? i know all of tumblr is obsessed with ed (and I get it, the trauma and wet cat energy is captivating) but I am a stede girlie. i too harbor unmanageable amounts of guilt day after day for shit that doesn't matter anymore. i too am constantly trying to compensate for my lack of experience in a skill i love and i hate myself for it. i embarrass myself constantly. i dont know how to maintain loving relationships. i've been bullied more times than i can count for liking unconventional methods of presentation, or not knowing the inside knowledge and nuance of something, or most frequently just not being cool or tough or masculine enough. I am cringey. I am queer. I am insecure, scared, stupid, but I live on despite it anyways and i think that's such an important message to teach other queers, especially camp queers.

#anyways this was way longer than intended it to be but yeah #ed is great but stede is always who I will connect with most #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #blackbeard #black beard #ed teach #edward teach #stede bonnet #rant

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daily-hunk · 24 days ago

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#fit men #men with muscles #masculine men #muscular #tanned #muscles #muscular men #handsome #fit guys #great smile #hairy chest #tattoos #guys with hairy chests #hairy torso #men with tattoos #male body #male beauty #men with beards #bearded men

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hairychestloversblog · 7 months ago

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When he’s down to the suit pants and ready for you to explore all he has to offer ☺️☺️💜💜

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avaganda · 1 year ago

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clarydrawz · 5 days ago

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The Copper King of Pixandria!

#I spent way too much time on the lanterns rip #I'd like to thank the Prince of Egypt for shaping my childhood and also for being great costume and beard references #pixlriffs #empires smp #empires s1

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thetarttfuldickhead · 6 months ago

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Coach Beard has a secret Traitors Club. It consists of himself, Nate and Jamie, ie people who have (at least in the opinion of one Willis Beard) betrayed Ted Lasso – but who have also learned the error of their ways through the goodness of Ted’s gentle heart.

(Yes, yes, you might argue that Jamie’s insulting remarks about Ted in 1x10 is a reasonable reaction to what, from Jamie’s POV, looks like Ted unreasonably dumping him, but a, I’m not sure that Beard knows that, and b, I’m not sure that Beard cares about that. You might also argue that Nate and Jamie have both learned a lot of stuff from people other than Ted, but: see the a and b of the previous sentence. And anyway, this is Beard’s club and you don’t get a say in his absurd selection criteria.)

Beard doesn’t inform anyone of the club’s existence. That includes the other members, Nate and Jamie, who just suddenly finds themselves regularly invited out for drinks with the most mysterious man either of them have ever met.

There are a lot of weird but oddly good talks about feelings. There are silences neither Jamie nor Nate know what to do with. And then there’s the football strategy chatter, which unites them all in a wild and eager frenzy, and an unexpected but pleasant sense of shared understanding.

Nate think it’s nice that Beard wants to hang and he’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth anyway, so he doesn’t question the set-up. Jamie generally assumes that given the choice anyone would always choose to hang with him always, so. He’ll indulge his coach. They have a shared love of trivia.

Eventually Beard learns of Rebecca’s early transgressions, and (secretely) inducts her into the secret club. Club meetings get a whole lot more interesting from there on out.